Good lord. Now that I have decided to go, I have to figure out what to wear!
Dress, skirt, or pants? Hmmmm….I think this is going to require a trip to the mall to find the perfect outfit. I have some dresses at home, but two are too big and one is far too small. My bff TheWholeJenny suggested I wear my prom dress. Great idea since I still own this dress! Dude, I loved that dress so much I wore it to two proms and then used it for years after! Best Contempo Casuals purchase ever!
I don’t think this dress will fit me . Honestly, I don’t think it will ever fit again. So, I need to go another route unless I donned green body paint and said I was practicing my cosplay skills as the Hulk. Ya, no.
So, I still have some serious shopping to do. The kind of shopping I hate to do, because even when I am thin, things don’t ever fit me. I am a curvaceous lady, even at 120 lbs, and clothes are so not made for women with curves. Wish me luck. I am hoping I can find something with a maximum of three trips to a changing room. One trip would be awesome, but unrealistic.
Lord give me the strength to endure the unforgiving lighting and mirrors I will encounter over the next 24 hours. Amen. (I think that’s how you say those)